Stop Alien abductions!

This man is my new hero! He has the invention ( a green helmet) that will STOP aliens from abducting people. How exciting. It is officially called the 'though screen helmet'. Follow this link to read up on this truly unique invention. http://www.stopabductions.com/
It has a sister site, aliens and children as well... very compelling. I need one... I just absolutely need one. Here is a good tune to listen to while ordering your first thought screen helmet to be safe just like jon locke. http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/LG/Background/Background_-_Alien_Abduction.mp3